come to the party

come to the show.

i will have arts hanging up here.

"springtime for han solo"

the man being choked to death in this picture

is the man signing the book in this picture

i know what you are thinking... and yes, you are right.
i am implying that darth vader killed adolf hitler.

hawk & dove

i found this the other day. it was good times.

civil war era family

so i decided to have fun with my lady friend and we took some pictures of me standing by the fire place. with the help of my trusty photoshop. i present you with......

also i made some more arts....

and

more to come.

kirby dots

that's it?????

i went to go see "no country for old men" not too long ago, and i have to say.... man that is good. really there isn't going to be much i can say to make you want to go see it, that hasn't been said already. just know that if you are a fan of the coen brothers and you don't go see this movie.... you are a jerk. i would have to say that javier bardem, is the best villian that you are likely to see in a film since, sergi lópez, in pan's labyrinth. and possibly until we see heath ledger as the joker. and at the end... if you get up and declare.... "that's it?" someone in the theatre that WAS paying attention should be legally allowed to punch you.... in the face.

javier bardem


sergi lópez


heath ledger

the war on christmas

yesterday, i had a pretty full day. i started off waking up earlier than i would have liked and went to my friend alex's house for working out. it was his 30th birthday and i don't think either of us were excited about working out in the rain/mud. but we were gonna get to use his new 15 lbs. medicine ball. we watched a couple episodes of metalocalypse and played some pinball (his lady friend, heather, got a rollerderby themed pinball machine). my brother met up with us and we got into the workout. my brother is in much better shape than i am. and he kicked our tail into the dirt. the work out consisted of:
3 Rounds back-to-back of:
15x 135# deadlift+
15x kettlebell clean & press per arm+
10x 15# sit-up, stand-up, slam medicine ball
alex:


my brother (kyle):


me(jared):



i feel like i just recieved the most violent massage ever. i'm not sore. my body just wants me to stop moving and sleep for like a day. it was rough, but i do feel good. it makes me feel positive. i recommend it to everyone.